It's great to be a bloke because:
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
You can open all your own jars.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.