Leftovers
There's already a page called Bit's n pieces that's full of pics, this is the textual stuff I don't know what to do with.
Four nuns have died and they are on their way to heaven. Saint Peter is waiting for them up there. He says, "Welcome, now all you have to do to get to heaven is tell me the truth to one question. But if you lie to me, it will be straight to hell with you." The nuns agree.
Saint Peter asks the question, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun thinks and answers, "Once, I just touched it with my finger." Saint Peter says, "Very good, just dip your finger in the holy water and pass on through the gates."
The second nun answers, "Just once, I grabbed it with my whole hand." Saint Peter responds, "Very good, just dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass on through the gates." Just as the third nun goes up for her turn, the fourth nun pushes her out of the way. She shouts, "If you think I'm going to wash my mouth out with that water after she sticks her ass in it, you're crazy!!"
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, she said, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole." "But I'm the one with the Nuts," he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic it wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging. It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts.