When Not to Have Your Photo Taken

This is a public service announcement...

When your arse is hanging out

When you look like the Elephant Man's ugly brother

When you're playing scratch and sniff

In front of the cops

While exercising your wings

Just before you wake up

When you're at a rather plummy wedding

Well hopefully thats a cock and not an accident

When your tits are playing hide and seek


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