Computer problems - we've all had them
A friend has been having trouble with his computer system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking mates 4.0, which he'd used for years without any trouble.
Apparently their are conflicts between these 2 systems, the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend with sound off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend is incompatible with several other applications, such as Boys Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.0, and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system forcing him to shutdown completely for several weeks.
Eventually he tried reinstalling girlfriend 1.0 on top of Girlfriend 4.0 only to discover that these two systems detect each other and can cause severe damage to all his hard-ware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover to his dismay that his system requires rapid upgrade to wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all resources it does come bundled with Free Sex Plus. Imagine my friends disappointment on discovering Free Sex Plus can only run on a well warmed system, and even then you can't guarantee access, it also refuses some other applications he'd been keen to try. Wife 1.0 also has a rather unattractive pop up called mother in law, which cant be turned off.
Recently he's been tempted to try the Mistress 2000 add on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before uninstalling itself.