Sport bad, lazy good

Think someone overlooked something

Been there

They're crap anyway

Think I'll take the others actually

If you can get the ball in there mate...

2 - nil

Grounds for retirement I think

Withoutabix

Birth defects became quite serious after Chernobyl

Fancy that

Prosthetic limbs aren't what they used to be

Took me a while to get this, but when I did I nearly pissed myself. Popular move it seems

I went out with the woman that put this sign up

Talk about getting your head stuck up your arse