What Guys Really Mean

**Keep this in mind next time he changes his font color**

*Green* - I love you!
*Blue* - I'm cool
*Purple* - I'm Sexy
*Pink* - I'm gay
*Red* - I'm feeling romantic
*Yellow* - I'm happy
*Orange* - I'm a psycho
*Aqua* - I'm sad

**What He Says...What he means**

He says: "I'll call you tomorrow!"
He means: "Be lucky If I ever call again!"

He says: "I just wanna be friends" 
He means: "That's the excuse I could think of not 2 go out with u"

He says: "Lets go back to my place"
He means: "Lets get it on!"

He says:= "I like those pants!"
He means "I wonder how fast I can get them off of u!"

He says: "You look a lot better this year!"
He means: "Last year you were a dog!"

He says: "Yea, you look cute, I guess"
He means: "You are butt ugly!"

He says: "I like your shirt a lot"
He means: I like what's under more!"


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