The World Cup Explained
Here's the truth about the Argentinean hard men. Bunch of women with handbags.
In fact they're not at all as macho as they make out. Don't know why we were ever worried.
However, here's how Brazil won the World Cup. Sexy football.
At least you can say the opposing defences weren't caught watching the ball, though there was definitely some shirt tugging going on. Now I know what inspired Ronaldo to get that ridiculous 'Beaver's tail' haircut.